UPDATED: NOW WITH MOAR FAIL!

Well, first, my Psych midterm was quite possibly the only thing today that has NOT failed. As far as I know. HUZZAH!

(Unless he takes of marks for doodles illustrating the terms, because if he does, I'm fucked. XD)

SO ANYWAYS.

Thrilled to be done with my exam, I turned it in and escaped quickly into the halls, filled with all sorts of celebratory spirit. Now, before I continue, the hallways are all beige and really well-lit so it's hard to tell them apart even when you're looking. That said, I looked down to check my watch, turned, and walked straight into the wall. IT WAS FUCKING GREAT! I mean, I fell down and have a bump forming on my head and there were people watching and EVERYTHING.

And I'm not even done yet. XD

So THEN I go to the cafeteria to reward/console myself with a giant 12-inch sub sandwich (which was delicious, btw <3) and carried it back to my dorm. And as I'm walking, there are these two guys behind me loudly joking about my sandwich, which was wrapped in brown paper and, granted, looked a bit... phallic. One of them even asks me "Haha, what's that, your dildo?" So, understandably annoyed, I turned around, waved it in their face and said "No, it's my ex-boyfriend's dick."

.........

I'm not really sure why that came to mind, but anyways, it was said. So they laughed and I laughed and everything was good. XD

AND NOW I'M DONE. IN THEORY.

THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER.



PREVIOUSLY:

So, Mika (who henceforth shall refer to herself as Roy) has LEARNED AN IMPORTANT LESSON IN COLLEGE.

When you see two similar-looking women pushing food carts past your cafeteria and believe you're experiencing deja-vu, do not scream out loud "IT'S A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX!" People will look at you funny. And that one mildly-attractive guy who sits on the corner every day is going to greet you with a "Hey, g'morning Neo!" for the REST OF YOUR LIFE.

ALSO. If you must sing along to your iPod in the quad, "Bitches" by Mindless Self Indulgences is NOT appropriate song choice.

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_{Yeah, I love college. <3}